Well with a really big flip flop you would probably have more coverage than with a thong but you would have to watch out for athletes boody.

When I was a kid a thong was a flip - flop

keepin it real

Two thongs don’t make it right!

Were they new or used? EEEWWWW!

Clerk: “Yes, that looks like one of them, but the thong was a little darker shade of pink and the crotch was a little higher on his nose”.

That’s going to be one heck of a line up at the police station when these thongs are caught. Won’t be a cop on the streets for 30 miles.

That what I’m afraid happened to these two thongs before the robbery, Thongs sure get out of hand Quick don’t they.

They both should get wedgies before going to jail!

In the line-up, the men will have to see if the thong fits.

It’s so sad, going down this path, they start with little things like thongs and the next thing you know they are into hard core stuff like granny panties.