Heck those Katrina victims are eating and living better than most of us.  What I would do for someone to clean my house daily, pay my power bill, water bill, sewer bill, etc.  Let’s not forget they are probably being fed 3 squares a day.  Heck I would just love for someone to pay for one meal a day and clean up the kitchen afterwards, LOL.

As far as the Olive Blowing Contest, I think you might be onto something but I say let’s pick them up and figure out some way to convert them into fuel for our generators…..

Donate them the Katrina victims who have been in the motels for at least two years.

Hey how about us having an olive blowing contest, you know just like the mullet toss. We can see who can blow the olive the furthest and then donate the olives to a worthy cause.

Carrots are for rehearsals or first time offenders.

OK this is ruining so many foods for me.  I will never be able to look at sausage and cucumbers the same again.  What’s next Carrots??

lol the wife.

Those farm workers were actually Mexicans. They didn’t speak English very well. They were trying to say he rubbed the guy down with “Old Spice”.

bet those farmworkers are for sure. i do not think they will be eating sausage for a while. wonder what kind of spices were used for the rub.

Beware the cucumber…. 

I tell you I’m going veggie !!