Man Told He’s Pregnant

Pregnant Gold Beach  A 71 year-old man treated for abdominal pain received surprising news in the hospital's paperwork.
by The Associated Press
Published: Sun, September 28, 2008 - 1:04 pm CST Last Updated: Sun, September 28, 2008 - 1:20 pm CST
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - A patient treated for agonizing abdominal
pain received this surprising news in the hospital's paperwork:
"Based on your visit today, we know you are pregnant."
Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen.
The staff at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach gave the
retired mechanic and logger the ridiculously happy news this month,
along with some pain pills.
Hospital administrator William McMillan says an errant keystroke
caused the hospital's computer to spit out the wrong discharge
instructions for the grandfather.
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lol

as liberal as oregon is. she probably thought it was correct.

You know the nurse that printed this out, took the discharge papers into his room, went over them with him and had him sign off on them…... She must feel like a REAL IDIOT, LMAO.

only in oregon.

SOOOO that’s why they pulled a bobbit on him.ohh

lol you remember that story about the dr accidentally cutting something off.  guess it was no accident and he was just making way.

AHAAAA,He’s just been telling his wife he’s was going to work in the woods logging. I bet he’ll try to make her believe it was because he was on bottom the last time. UH, how’s he going to deliver this baby ? big surprise

how many times have we made a mistake and blamed it on the computer? lol in portland i would not be surprised if the grandfather is pregnant.

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