I wish I could get Crimson Tide games up here in Clam Country without paying an arm and a leg or more. The U-Dub Huskies haven’t gone anywhere in years; and my daughter, who was introduced to Ken, is wild about Tide Football. Kenny’s DUIs are irrelevant.
Mr Stabler, Sir: I hope you have a big breakfast before each game, and leave your first beer until Halftime, along with more food. You were a master of Ball Control then; it has to be Bottle Control now. I know you can do it, and do it well! As ever, Rollll, Tiiiide!