I have got to tell you all that this poor man is not a “high profile” citizen.  I just know this. I have to agree with “oochocinco” from above.  This person guessed right!  A trip to the mental hospital or rather a “relocation” to the mental hospital should be in order.  I also do not think he is elderly.  Maybe in his mid to late 50s?.  Still young enough to know better but the “ticking” I think is ALL IN HIS OWN HEAD. Personally, if his “ticking” is not ticking properly, I’d run.  Wouldn’t want to be around him. This might explain why the man could not perhaps get someone to drive him. I really think the only resolution for this poor man is a trip to the (as Carl would say["SlingBlade"]) “nervous hospital” is in order.  I wonder if “mustard and biscuits” would help, hmmmmmmm. Seemingly a great job by the officers on the scene though.

And it was a great job by the police. Don’t you see how carefully and gently they dragged him out of harms way, and laid him on the nice comfortable grass. Man, they could have slung him over their shoulder and body slammed him to the ground! And they professionally and methodically checked out the car. All in a days work!

This high profile senior citizen is so hot getting pulled out of his fine Intrepid, is this a new option for this car, a grandma walker holder on the roof? Love it! Maybe a trip to the mental unit is in order too! Bang up job by the police.

Good observation. The walker leads me to believe the ticking the man heard was probably coming from his pacemaker. Maybe his doctor just put in fresh batteries. You can’t be too careful these days, especially if you’re a high profile senior citizen living in Mobile, Alabama. My question is: Where was this man’s bodyguard?!!! I hope we can all learn a lesson from this!