Man charged with having sexual relations with his picnic table. I couldn't figure out how either, until I watched the video of the police officer describing it. I'll bet the officer was thinking to himself "Murders, bank robberies and abductions, and I get stuck with THIS TV interview.".

http://www.kcci.com/news/15762329/detail.html?rss=des&psp=irresistible

-nab

Either the man is ummm "big" or it just doesn't take much for him to ummm "pleasure himself". Have you ever seen the size of the hole for the umbrella in one of those tables? And the charges have been dropped btw

Were there ants on the picnic table?

Yes.