neverabridesmaid - 08 March 2008 07:00 PM
The battle cry of the smoker: If you don't like it, go somewhere else.
Have you noticed that as a whole, smokers are becoming more antagonistic and defensive? I certainly have. I believe their rudeness comes from the feeling that their turf is slowly being whittled away and the only way they can retaliate is by being snarky.
Imagine trying to eat your meal in a restaurant where a bunch of people are farting. The farters enjoy it; it makes them feel good. The non-farters are offended by the stench and say it ruins their meal or the simple enjoyment of having cocktails with their friends. They wonder why the farters can't just go outside to fart and stop spewing their noxious odors all over everyone else but the farters are having none of that. They say just go somewhere else if you don't like it! It's my God-given right to fart and you can't make me stop, so nanny-nanny-boo-boo!
Of course smokers are worse than farters because they're gonna give all the non-smokers cancer, which the farters won't. As far as we know.
-nab
ROFLOL!!!!! Priceless! I couldn't have put it ANY better myself! That is by far the best and most clever post you have come up with yet, Nab! (and I have seen some good ones!) I almost choked on my Oreo's while reading this! Please run for mayor...or city council...or...something! BRAVO!