seachele420 - 14 January 2008 08:46 AM
My mother has a fantastic idea of how to kill him slowly and painfully.... throw him in a holding pin full of half starved "BLUE CRABS" and let them eat him alive piece by tiny piece.
I REALLY like your mother's idea about the starving blue crabs taking their pick at him, however, before we turn him over to the crabs, I think we should attach a pair of pliers to each one of his teeth and yank them out one by one, and for the ones that don't want to come out, we should just squeeze the little suckers until they just explode. It just adds that extra something, don't you think?