Man Swallows Stolen Earrings

Florida Stolen  Police say William Colburn swallowed the earrings when he was caught by a  security guard. The earrings show up on an X-Ray.
by The Associated Press
Published: Tue, December 02, 2008 - 10:08 am CST
NAPLES, Fla. (AP) - Police in southwest Florida say an
18-year-old man swallowed a pair of earrings after stealing them
from a store at a Naples mall.
Naples Police said Monday that an X-ray showed the stolen
earrings inside William Colburn. Authorities say he faces charges
of retail theft, tampering with evidence and possession of
marijuana.
Colburn was in a JCPenney on Saturday when authorities say a
store security spotted him take earrings out of a box and drop them
into a bottle of water. Police say he then left the store without
paying for the merchandise and went into the mall.
When a security officer approached Colburn and began walking him
back to the store's security office, authorities say Colburn drank
the water and swallowed the earrings.

(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
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I wonder how many morons’ girlfriends are walking around with earrings that were once in their boyfriends’ bowels.

He swallowed a pair of $5-$10 earrings, had an x-ray that was probably around $200 or more to see if he had actually had stolen them, paid an officer to arrest him, officer to book him etc., pay a judge to hear his case and unless he coughs up…oops craps out the earrings, they have no actual evidence to convict him of that. While he was getting the x-ray, they should have popped him full of enemas until he pooped them out. I wonder how many morons read or heard this on the news and are going to do this next.

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