Man Steals His Own Urine

Florida Burglary Police say a Florida man stole a small refrigerator from a probation office used to store urine samples including his own after testing positive for drug use.
by The Associated Press
Published: Mon, December 15, 2008 - 11:13 am CST
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a Gainesville man is
behind bars for stealing a small refrigerator from a probation
office used to store urine samples, including his own.
The Alachua County Sheriff's Office says 26-year-old Devin Perry
stole the fridge after testing positive for drug use. Police say he
went to the office Sunday, shot out a window to get inside and
removed the locked refrigerator.
Probation officers gave investigators a list of names of those
whose drug samples were stored in the stolen fridge. Investigators
tracked down Perry at his home where they found shards of glass
with blood on them.
The fridge is still missing, but Perry is being held at the Alachua County jail. He's charged with arson, destroying evidence,
burglary and larceny.


(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
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laha45 Says:
Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 2:03 pm

OMG What an idiot!

saveatank_rideasoldier
saveatank_rideasoldier Says:
Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 7:21 pm

lmao!!! wow!!! i think this is the funniest thing i’ve heard all day!!!

claycitymadness
claycitymadness Says:
Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm

and they wonder why they call it dope

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