Man, what’s wrong with you?  Are you really that crazy or perhaps you comments are just for show?

One more thing son , don’t trust anyone , you see how your own grandpa ratted on us and turned us in , but he’s just jealous , he’s past his prime and this is a new era son, a new world order, he just can’t understand it cuz he’s so simple and unsophisticated, coming from a simpler time you know.

“Come on boy, let yer old man show you how its done.” But first let’s have another shot and a beer. See son back in my day when my old man was showing me how to break and enter we didn’t have all the technology you have today , with all your fancy beer funnels and beer pong and crowbars and what nots. We did it the old fashinoed way we convined the old person (victim) that we were friends and we wanted to help them, see boy this way they come to trust you and then it ain’t stealing its them giving it to ya cuz ya deserve it ,... fer helpin of course, of course….hell they owe you anyway, their old people and parasites on the rest of us hard working uh uh , nevermind boy do as I say not as I do!

Will this be featured on the next episode of Dumb & Dumber?