See Obama’s stimululs package on how to get free apartments in section 8, don’t spend money, you can get it free…........hay!

“They care about people, they have compassion for people who are suffering with the economy and that’s where the lower rents come from.”

This kills me!  It’s not that they care about people and have compassion for them!  It’s that, if they don’t maintain a decent occupancy rate, they’ll lose their business!  They can give a way a few months’ rent and lower their deposits without taking too much of a beating, but they can’t sit empty and survive!

Yeah, I’m sure they lock you into a long term lease with your first born as a deposit.

It’s kinda like those bait and switch deals, Bama. They promise this great deal when you sign the lease, and then after aa few months-BAM! They hit you with fees galore. It’s all in the fine print…way at the bottom of the lease. Get the magnifying glass, and you might be able to read it, but don’t count on understanding it. Then, to top it all off, they raise your rent, conveniently.

I believe in the old saying"don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” but I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop on this one.

Me too Bob!  What’s the catch??

What’s the small print in this deal?  I would like to have a nice free waterfront apartment overlooking the gulf for a few months this spring and summer.  Where do I sign up!